<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016297.html">Wednesday One-Liners Have a Mangina Attack</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 98511 -->Man in elevator on cell: Yeah. That&#39;s what I&#39;m paying for, right? Next time just make sure it&#39;s a male to female.<br/><br/>--Elevator, Chelsea<br/><br/><!-- ID = 99843 -->Staten Island man to son: Okay, you have to be careful here. And don&#39;t touch any of the pretty ladies: the prettier they are, the more likely it&#39;s a man.<br/><br/>--1st &amp; Houston<br/><br/><!-- ID = 101184 -->Middle aged woman to friend: Every morning I wake up and think I look more and more like Mrs Doubtfire.<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: mk<br/><br/><!-- ID = 102211 -->Guy in pink spandex to Victorian Gardens employee: Excuse me, where do the trannies hang out?<br/><br/>--Central Park<br/><br/><!-- ID = 102408 -->Preppy chick to friends: Did I ever tell you guys about the tranny I slept with?<br/><br/>--19th St &amp; 6th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Well-Dressed Indian Boy<br/><br/><!-- ID = 101125 -->Mom, in motherly voice, to crying four-year-old: Aww, what&#39;s the matter, did the little transvestite scare you?<br/><br/>--2nd &amp; 72nd<br/><br/>Overheard by: Nancy<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 24, 2008