<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016299.html">Wednesday One-Liners Are One Baaaad Mother-- Shut Yo&#39; Mouth!</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 100105 -->Cute JAP talking about all the stuff she gets: I don&#39;t need a man, I have my mom.<br/><br/>--Rare View Bar<br/><br/>Overheard by: white guy<br/><br/><!-- ID = 87452 -->Blonde girl to male friend: Listen, John. Fifteen minutes, your mom. Fifteen minutes, your mom.<br/><br/>--R Train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 88150 -->Annoying 40-something new mom: A good mom always has a diaper in her pocket!<br/><br/>--Barnes &amp; Noble, 18th &amp; 5th<br/><br/>Overheard by: I Am McLovey<br/><br/><!-- ID = 90100 -->Coworker: I got a bootleg mother.<br/><br/>--Midtown<br/><br/><!-- ID = 102246 -->Window-shopping tourist to wife: Look, honey! It&#39;s the dress your mother wore when they buried her!<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: CJ<br/><br/><!-- ID = 92638 -->Guy: I go over to the house for Mother&#39;s Day and she yells at me for not calling her for Mother&#39;s Day like my brother did. So I go outside and call her from my cell and say &quot;happy Mother&#39;s Day!&quot; and she yells at me for being an idiot.<br/><br/>--37th &amp; 7th<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 24, 2008