<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016333.html">To Be Fair, Skinny Jeans Are <i>Much</i> More Constrictive</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 101864 -->Conductor #1: He's like "it doesn't bite!" I'm like "I know it doesn't bike...it constricts! The last thing I need is that thing getting loose and finding some four-year-old kid wrapped in a snake. You can get on, but Daisy stays on the platform.<br/>Conductor #2: Who brings a snake out in public anyway?<br/><br/>--LIRR, Woodside station<br/><br/>Overheard by: I'm with the conductor on this one...<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 27, 2008