<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016337.html">Get Beat Up a Lot, Pencil Neck?</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 101731 -->Tourist: Hi, what do we need to do to join the tour?<br/>Tour guide: Well, there's an entrance exam.<br/>Tourist: Really?<br/>Tour guide: No. But based on this conversation, you would've failed.<br/><br/>--Columbia University<br/><br/>Overheard by: Chuckles<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 27, 2008