<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016372.html">"...So I Can Go Into Clown Porn!"</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 101555 -->Guy #1: Yeah, I was at the national unicycling convention.<br/>Guy #2: It's sad that you couldn't put your skills to use... You could be a stuntman, or a sex slave. But no! You said, "Daddy, I want a unicycle!"<br/><br/>--F Train<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 30, 2008