<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016377.html">Suspenders or Belt, Wednesday One-Liners?</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 100030 -->Guy: Okay, we can invite him too, but you have to remind him that pants are a requirement, not a mild suggestion.<br/><br/>--Uptown 2 Train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 94933 -->Middle aged man at the end of police show (exhausted from dancing around the suite all night): Wow, I can&#39;t believe I kept my pants on!<br/><br/>--MSG Skybox<br/><br/>Overheard by: Russ Beef<br/><br/><!-- ID = 100537 -->Man to friend: And like, man I wasn&#39;t gonna drink anything, but I smoked like one hundred blunts and was so high and I was like taking my pants off and shit.<br/><br/>--1 Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: batou187<br/><br/><!-- ID = 100917 -->Ghetto guy to ghetto friends: I remember the day I got my Reeboks like I remember the day that I peed my pants...when I was too old to pee my pants.<br/><br/>--A train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Hannah<br/><br/><!-- ID = 95811 -->Guy on phone: I think that may be slightly humiliating though, if the pants actually come off. And someone feels the chicken cutlets inserted in your underpants for some added power.<br/><br/>--19th &amp; 8th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Joey<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 1, 2008