<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016379.html">I&#39;m Not a Wednesday One-Liner -- You&#39;re a Turkey!</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 87914 -->Hootchie, about subway smell: It smells like gooood chicken in here. Like McDonald&#39;s.<br/><br/>--86th St Subway Platform<br/><br/>Overheard by: EthanK<br/><br/><!-- ID = 91817 -->Barnard girl, indignantly: Chickens don&#39;t have thighs!<br/><br/>--Columbia University<br/><br/>Overheard by: The Thighless Wonder<br/><br/><!-- ID = 92855 -->Kid to friends: Oh, shit! I forgot there&#39;s a chicken in my backpack!<br/><br/>--Canal St Subway Station<br/><br/>Overheard by: Mel<br/><br/><!-- ID = 100242 -->Cracked out lady on one crutch to cashier: Do you guys still carry like, hamburgers and chicken sandwiches and stuff?<br/><br/>--McDonald&#39;s<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ben<br/><br/><!-- ID = 95829 -->Perspiring panhandler on definitely non-organic substances holding a can and singing: I love chickennn...chicken breastsss and thighhhs...chicken heads...mmmmmmm...I love them goooood (keeps going) Thank you. (extends his can for donations)<br/><br/>--7 Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: OG Bergenfield<br/><br/><!-- ID = 101676 -->Woman on phone with friend: I mean he wouldn&#39;t even cut my chicken in half for me at dinner. I was all givin&#39; him shit for it. We got in this fight and I told him, &quot;That&#39;s what people do to show each other that they care! They cut each other&#39;s chicken in half or make them a can of soup or whateva&#39;!&quot; You know what I&#39;m sayin&#39;?<br/><br/>--88th St &amp; Broadway<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 1, 2008