<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016424.html">Like a Squirrel, I Need to Hoard Nuts</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 77988 -->Girlfriend: The last thing on the list is pantyhose.<br/>Boyfriend: Pantyhose? I didn't know you wore pantyhose.<br/>Girlfriend: I don't in the summer, because summer is the time to be free and relaxed, but now it's cold and I need to keep warm.<br/>Boyfriend: If you are so free and relaxed in the summer, why are we having sex more now?<br/>Girlfriend: Because now it's cold and I need to keep warm.<br/><br/>--Duane Reade<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 4, 2008