<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016463.html">"Don&#39;t Hate Me Because I&#39;m Wednesday One-Liner"</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 90865 -->Hobo to female passerby (singing): Pretty woman, walking down the street/Pretty woman, eating a hamburger...<br/><br/>--Wendy&#39;s, Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: Hungry Bystander<br/><br/><!-- ID = 92916 -->Salesgirl to another: You look pretty today...for a little Filipino girl.<br/><br/>--American Eagle, SoHo<br/><br/>Overheard by: Holly<br/><br/><!-- ID = 95149 -->Loud hobo walking through crowded train: Lots of beautiful ladies on this train. Beautiful white ladies. Beautiful black ladies. I like her hat. (turns to one shy-looking girl) Do you wear makeup? You shouldn&#39;t. You don&#39;t need it, you are so beautiful. If you have any makeup, just throw it away. Or send it to my girl, cuz she is ugly.<br/><br/>--Downtown 4 Train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 101825 -->50-something woman to pretty 20-something girl: I just wanted you to know that our husbands over there think you are one of the most beautiful girls they have ever seen. So now our husbands are going to have sex with my friend and I tonight. They may be thinking of you during, but thanks to you I am going to have an orgasm tonight, so thank you for being so gorgeous.<br/><br/>--Boat Basin Cafe<br/><br/>Overheard by: Megan W.<br/><br/><!-- ID = 99173 -->Guy on iPhone: You think because you&#39;re pretty you can get away with that shit. Well, you&#39;re wrong! You can get away with that shit because you&#39;re rich!<br/><br/>--Duane Reade, Columbus Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Veronica at http://everythingisused.blogspot.com/<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 8, 2008