<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016464.html">Wednesday One-Liners Will Pass You a Note in Study Hall</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 89803 -->Teen girl: The teacher was like, &quot;Everybody did well on the oral part, that&#39;s a good thing, because I hadn&#39;t thought it was too long or hard.&quot; And then a kid in the back shouted, &quot;That&#39;s what she said!&quot;<br/><br/>--Times Square<br/><br/><!-- ID = 91558 -->Teen girl, after being hugged by two boys: Okay, which one of you fingered me?<br/><br/>--Outside Queens Center Mall<br/><br/>Overheard by: disgusted educator on bus<br/><br/><!-- ID = 93525 -->Teen on cell: Stuff? What the hell? Wait, stuff and things? What the fuck, man?!<br/><br/>--Grand Central<br/><br/>Overheard by: Quippy Pasqual<br/><br/><!-- ID = 99313 -->Teenage boy: Every time you type &quot;lol&quot; a baby gets kicked in the head.<br/><br/>--150th &amp; Columbus<br/><br/><!-- ID = 101347 -->Teen girl on cell: Why you always call me &quot;ghetto?&quot; I&#39;m not ghetto. (long pause) Okay, I am! But I can&#39;t help it!<br/><br/>--Park Avenue<br/><br/>Overheard by: taylor<br/><br/><!-- ID = 102343 -->Teen punk girl on phone: Yeah, I kinda got to third in a dumpster... No! No, it was a clean dumpster!<br/><br/>--St Mark&#39;s &amp; 2nd<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 8, 2008