<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016495.html">He&#39;ll Be The "Pro-Life" of the Party!</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 96519 -->Concerned male friend: Well, aren&#39;t you afraid of gettin&#39; like, an STD or something? Don&#39;t you use condoms?<br/>Confused teen girl: Well, we did the first few times, but then we didn&#39;t. I mean, he&#39;s been coming inside me for like a year now and nothin&#39; ever happened. (points to belly, implying she&#39;s pregnant)<br/>Concerned male friend: And how old is he again? How old are you?<br/>Confused teen girl: He&#39;s 18. I&#39;m 16--almost 17.<br/>Concerned male friend: Damn, I don&#39;t know. This is fucked up. What you gonna do when you wanna go out? Like with your friends and shit.<br/>Confused teen girl: I&#39;ll take my baby with me!<br/><br/>--E Train<br/><br/><span class="contestwinners">Headline by: Erica Neumann</span><br/><br/><span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/>&middot; "$5 Says You Guys Don't Get a Single Non-Palin Headline on This One" - twoferrets<br/>&middot; "Ju No What I'm Talking About?" - Barry P.<br/>&middot; "My Breast-milk Is Gonna Be, Like, Fifty Percent Jägermeister..." - Who Doesn't Love A Drunken Infant?<br/>&middot; "That Thing Is Gonna Need One Hell Of a Fake I.D." - MJP<br/>&middot; "There's a Bristol Palin Joke Here Somewhere..." - S-Train<br/>&middot; "You Know, Like One Of Those Elmo Backpacks?" - All by myself.<br/></span><br/><br/><a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'>Click here to see the new Headline Contest</a><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 6, 2008