<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016527.html"><i>Your</i> Elevator Will Be Separate, but Equal</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 103437 -->Chick (walking in elevator and looking at others): Sorry for staring, but you all have blue eyes.<br/>Blue-eyed woman: Yeah, we're all related.<br/>Chick: Really?<br/>Blue-eyed woman: Uh, no.<br/>Blue-eyed man: But don't worry, we'll be nice to you when we take over.<br/><br/>--Elevator, Roosevelt Hospital<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 13, 2008