<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016547.html">Does It Burn When You Wednesday One-Liner?</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 103140 -->Girl playing extreme edition of <i>Would You Rather</i>:Okay: would you rather Joe with a 75% chance of a non-treatable STD or Luke with a 12% chance of pregnancy?<br/><br/>--R Train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 97577 -->Asian girl during <i>Rent</i> intermission: Oh wait, so they all have AIDS? Is that why they&#39;re all taking pills all the time? I didn&#39;t understand that. But you can&#39;t die from AIDS, right? I mean, if you like lived in a bubble forever, you would never die from it, right?<br/><br/>--Nederlander Theater<br/><br/><!-- ID = 101132 -->Man, emphatically: Look, you don&#39;t even have to worry about HIV, just take 200 milligrams of Vitamin C.<br/><br/>--89th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/><!-- ID = 101860 -->Hipster girl: Me and my STDs are like Angelina Jolie&#39;s kids... Gotta get one from every country!<br/><br/>--Broome St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Kate<br/><br/><!-- ID = 103313 -->Hipster to friend: Thank god AIDS wasn&#39;t in Africa yet when I was there, I wouldn&#39;t have fucked anybody.<br/><br/>--Classroom, NYU<br/><br/><!-- ID = 101908 -->Young woman on cell: Yeah, I know. (pause) So you don&#39;t mind if I have herpes, right?<br/><br/>--71st Rd &amp; Queens Blvd, Forest Hills, Queens<br/><br/>Overheard by: Tara<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 15, 2008