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<!-- ID = 103288 -->Woman to younger boyfriend: Honey, that Chinese food that you brought over is still in my fridge. I was going to throw it out.<br/>Younger boyfriend: No, I'll eat it.<br/>Woman: You don't think it's gone bad?<br/>Boyfriend: It's only two days old. You're 31, and you haven't gone bad yet.<br/>Woman: That makes no sense, and in any event, you haven't eaten me in a while either.<br/><br/>--Upper East Side<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 18, 2008