<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016633.html">Wednesday One-Liners Thank God for Their Piggy Banks</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 104168 -->Little boy,jumping up and down: The Dow Jones is up! The Dow Jones is up!<br/><br/>--86th &amp; Lexington<br/><br/>Overheard by: Some Random Girl<br/><br/><!-- ID = 104459 -->Crazy man, shouting at no one in particular: Fuck the economy, your asshole just dropped 200 points!<br/><br/>--8th Ave &amp; 19th St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 104510 -->Slacker on a smoke break: Yeah, McCain said he is going to suspend his campaign so that he can work on the economy. I mean, really. It would be like me saying I&#39;m suspending my pot distribution so that I can work on quantum physics.<br/><br/>--Forest Ave., Staten Island<br/><br/>Overheard by: political listener<br/><br/><!-- ID = 104010 -->Hobo on subway to man in suit: Spare change? Anyone? Spare change for the homeless? You look like you worked for Lehman Brothers, you&#39;re excused.<br/><br/>--51st St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Kate<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 22, 2008