<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016778.html">Only Matt <i>Dillon&#39;s</i> Dick Has Been in Audrey Hepburn&#39;s Ass</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 77269 -->Hobo, interrupting a guy and a girl: Excuse me, could I bum a cigarette or get some spare change? <br/>Young man: I&#39;m low on cash and sorry, but I have a cigarette for you. (hands hobo a cigarette) Do you need a light? <br/>Hobo: Nope. (walks away)<br/>(young man and woman continue conversation, hobo comes back and interrupts again) <br/>Hobo: Can I ask you a question? <br/>Young man: Shoot! <br/>Hobo: What does Matt Damon&#39;s dick look like in Audrey Hepburn&#39;s ass? <br/>Young woman: Trick question.<br/>(hobo gives them the finger, walks away)<br/><br/>--Central Park<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 2, 2008