<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016801.html">Much Like the Continued Popularity of <i>Walker: Texas Ranger</i></a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 72921 -->Drunk guy to laughing Asian: There is no theory of evolution--only a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.<br/>Girlfriend: Babe, no more Chuck Norris, please!<br/>Drunk guy: But Chuck Nor...<br/>Girlfriend: No, give me one good reason you should talk about Chuck Norris.<br/>Drunk guy (without hesitation): Cause god wanted 10 days to create the world, and Chuck Norris only gave him 6, do you want an 8-day work week? Huh?<br/>Girlfriend to friend: How did I just lose this argument?<br/>Friend: Yeah, that was unexpected.<br/><br/>--Zanzibar Bar<br/><br/>Overheard by: Wish i was chuck norris<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 4, 2008