<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016848.html">I&#39;d Like You All Now to Join Me in a Chorus of "This Little Light of Mine"</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 98988 -->Bus driver: Good morning passengers! You may have heard recently that bus drivers have been put on a diet to make them nicer and more helpful. Now this doctor has told me, "No more bacon and eggs, but a nice bowl of oatmeal. Oh, and lots of water, fruit. And instead of stopping for some pork fried rice in the afternoon, with chicken wings, a nice piece of flounder, maybe with some butter and herbs." Now it&#39;s been 15 days, and I am so much more polite to passengers, saying "Good morning. How do you do?" I&#39;m even nicer to mama when she gets home. Helpin&#39; her with her carriage and bags; lowering the bus for people at the curb. So I just want to thank you and let you know to bear with me for another 15 days. Thank you and have a nice day.<br/><br/>--B61 Bus<br/><br/>Overheard by: I should have eaten breakfast<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 8, 2008