<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016891.html">Wednesday One-Liners Are Retaining Sperm</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 99904 -->20-something woman on cell: I thought I was pregnant because I was nauseous all the time, but then I realized I was just always hungover.<br/><br/>--111th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ladle<br/><br/><!-- ID = 99837 -->Guy to chick: What the fuck did she get pregnant for? She needed to lose some weight.<br/><br/>--Bowery<br/><br/><!-- ID = 101149 -->Hyper chick: He got me knocked up with this giant pretzel!<br/><br/>--LIRR<br/><br/>Overheard by: Pretzel Vendor<br/><br/><!-- ID = 104533 -->20-something girl to friend: Oh, so you&#39;re thinking because it&#39;s Memorial Day weekend you&#39;re gonna get preggers?<br/><br/>--Hoyt-Schermerhorn Subway Sation<br/><br/><!-- ID = 104896 -->Guy, about a couple who&#39;d broken up: She came back to pick up her shit, and when you come back to pick up your shit, you know, shit happens, and she got pregnant.<br/><br/>--Bed-Stuy, Brooklyn<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ashley<br/><br/><!-- ID = 106070 -->Lady suit on cell: Well, unless you want to get me pregnant, I&#39;m not sure I see a way around this!<br/><br/>--Columbus Circle<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 12, 2008