<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016892.html">Wednesday One-Liners for Celebretards</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 103528 -->Young black guy to another: You know, Obama is to politics what Richard Simmons is to exercise.<br/><br/>--PATH Train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 102972 -->Guy standing outside bar: And she was like, &quot;What, like Gary Coleman?&quot; and I&#39;m like, &quot;No, not like fucking Gary Coleman!&quot;<br/><br/>--4th &amp; 10th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 103906 -->Girl to boyfriend: Well, Tom Green only had one testicle. It&#39;s totally fine.<br/><br/>--E 11th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: j<br/><br/><!-- ID = 104439 -->Suit on cell: And I was like, &quot;Fuck you, Ryan Cabrera&quot;!<br/><br/>--Bedford &amp; 6th St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 106284 -->Black girl on cell: I told you, we&#39;re like the Paris Hiltons of Liberia.<br/><br/>--Borders, Wall St<br/><br/>Overheard by: step<br/><br/><!-- ID = 105947 -->Guy (after taking picture with Jeremy Piven): Damn! I can&#39;t put this on MySpace. I&#39;m wearing the same shirt I wore when I met Chazz Palminteri!<br/><br/>--Outside Barrymore Theatre<br/><br/>Overheard by: Pasta...Salad<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 12, 2008