<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016893.html">There&#39;s No Crying in Wednesday One-Liners!</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 97773 -->Conductor: This is Willets Point/Shea Stadium. You know, home of the other team. (passengers laugh) You may laugh, but we all know no one really likes the Mets. Anyhoo, have a nice day, everyone. Stand clear of the closing doors.<br/><br/>--7 Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Kristen<br/><br/><!-- ID = 90896 -->20-something guy wearing Red Sox hat to girlfriend: There&#39;s no way we can have kids in New York. They&#39;d be going to school with a bunch of brainwashed Yankee fan offspring, and every night we&#39;d have to be telling them bedtime stories that end with &quot;and they all lived happily every after, except for Derek Jeter, because he&#39;s a fuckin&#39; asshole.&quot;<br/><br/>--1 Train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 97168 -->Young woman on cell: I&#39;m from New York, but live in Boston, but want to move back to New York... It&#39;s hard being a Yankees fan surrounded by fucking Red Sox fans. I can&#39;t do it anymore.<br/><br/>--L Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: I agree...<br/><br/><!-- ID = 99077 -->Subway conductor: Yankees fans. This is a Bronx-bound express D. This will not stop at Yankee stadium. Transfer at the next station to the B. (20 minutes later) Yankees fans. I promise you this train will not stop at Yankee stadium. You can transfer to the B at the next station. Or you could just not go to the game. The choice is yours.<br/><br/>--D Train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 100352 -->20-something mother to another, trying hard to look knowledgeable: The Yankees and Mets are playing two games today, the first at Yankee stadium and the second at Fenway, where the Mets play.<br/><br/>--Barnes &amp; Noble Cafe<br/><br/><!-- ID = 100433 -->Woman in Jesus t-shirt: Jesus hates the Yankees. <br/><br/>--Uptown C Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Penny<br/><br/><!-- ID = 90339 -->Conductor to packed train: Attention, attention passengers. To all Yankee fans on this train, please have a safe day today, and enjoy the game. Personally, I am a Red Sox fan. That is all.<br/><br/>--Uptown 4 Train<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 12, 2008