<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016894.html">Take Me Out to the Wednesday One-Liner Game</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 93038 -->Drunk NYU dude: You guys know that loose skin around your shaft or whatever? Push it over the tip of your dick. It feels like you have three balls. Three balls! Fucking sweet!<br/><br/>--NYU<br/><br/>Overheard by: Quippy Pasqual<br/><br/><!-- ID = 101445 -->Dude: I swear to god dude, I can feel my balls moving from side to side today!<br/><br/>--5th Ave<br/><br/><!-- ID = 103818 -->Hipster girl: Balls have no place in my mouth. Gum, chicken, or any other kind.<br/><br/>--F Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Teabag<br/><br/><!-- ID = 103916 -->Loud fat black chick : I wanna kiss the balls of the person who made these cookies.<br/><br/>--Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: sounds yummy<br/><br/><!-- ID = 104144 -->Meathead on cell: I got some good shit for you for the gym. Shoot this shit in your ass three times a week and you&#39;ll look like The Incredible Hulk in no time... I can&#39;t believe you&#39;re doing all this stuff to impress your wife. We&#39;ll see how impressed she is when you don&#39;t have any balls anymore because you&#39;re on steroids. Who knows, maybe she&#39;ll start fucking me instead.<br/><br/>--48th &amp; 8th<br/><br/>Overheard by: vicky<br/><br/><!-- ID = 103147 -->Guy on phone: I know classical music well enough to know that Vivaldi had no balls.<br/><br/>--42nd St &amp; 10th Ave<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 12, 2008