<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016897.html">Some Half-Baked Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 96636 -->Woman on cell: I have to get home so I can put away the b-o-n-g.<br/><br/>--19th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Kyle<br/><br/><!-- ID = 101807 -->Man in light green suit with orange-red gators: Read the bible tonight. Don&#39;t smoke that Scooby Doobie Doo. Don&#39;t get high tonight!<br/><br/>--125th &amp; Lenox<br/><br/>Overheard by: Plausible<br/><br/><!-- ID = 102663 -->Young hipster: So I said, &quot;Mom, did you smoke with me?&quot;<br/><br/>--Central Park Reservoir<br/><br/><!-- ID = 104017 -->Angry girlfriend to boyfriend: Okay, so you don&#39;t want me smoking pot, you don&#39;t want me smoking cigarettes or cloves, you don&#39;t want me chewing gum and now you don&#39;t like lollipops? So tell me, Peter, what can I put in my mouth that&#39;s okay with you?<br/><br/>--L Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: It&#39;s me, bitches.<br/><br/><!-- ID = 104512 -->Teacher: Steve*, I need to talk to your pot dealer, because the stuff you&#39;re smoking is really good.<br/><br/>--Cooper Union<br/><br/>Overheard by: me too<br/><br/><!-- ID = 102323 -->Guy talking on blue tooth: I should be there in about 45 minutes. (pause) Yeah, I&#39;m serious! (pause) Look. I got an idea for ya. Why don&#39;t you go roll a big fat blunt, smoke it until you can&#39;t see anymore and then I&#39;ll be there. Alright? Bye.<br/><br/>--8th Ave &amp; 27th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Erica Friedman<br/><br/><!-- ID = 98576 -->Girl: I mean honestly, who at NYU doesn&#39;t smell like weed?<br/><br/>--Washington Square Park<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 12, 2008