<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016898.html">Are Wednesday One-Liners Funny Ha-Ha, or Funny-Peculiar?</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 79764 -->Guy eating pancakes: Everything&#39;s funny in retrospect, like the time I got that screwdriver stuck in my eye.<br/><br/>--IHOP, Brooklyn<br/><br/><!-- ID = 83578 -->Ancient Greek civilization professor: A sexual act, in some sense, for an observer is funny.<br/><br/>--Hunter College<br/><br/><!-- ID = 89664 -->Crazy lady: All the prostitutes need to be rounded up and stuck in churches! (teen girl laughs) You think that&#39;s funny? It&#39;s not gonna be funny when you are in a hospital addicted to crack!<br/><br/>--Water St &amp; Broad St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 103943 -->Girl to her friend: Wouldn&#39;t it be funny if human beings could only walk forward and backwards?<br/><br/>--8th St &amp; 2nd Ave<br/><br/><!-- ID = 83807 -->Lady sitting with girlfriends: It&#39;s funny because I&#39;m pregnant, and he doesn&#39;t know.<br/><br/>--Starbucks<br/><br/><!-- ID = 103645 -->Drunken Jets fan to friends in Jets jerseys: That&#39;s not funny. You want to see something funny? (grabs wooden signpost, slams forehead into it) That&#39;s funny!<br/><br/>--W 4th &amp; Barrow<br/><br/>Overheard by: jira monkey<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 12, 2008