<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016899.html">Wednesday One-Liners Aren&#39;t Just Poor, They&#39;re <i>Po&#39;</i></a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 90630 -->Preppy guy: They say beggars can&#39;t be choosers, which makes sense, because we&#39;re choosers.<br/><br/>--Madison Square Park<br/><br/>Overheard by: Annie<br/><br/><!-- ID = 90911 -->Red Table change collector guy: Help feed the homeless of New York! All it takes is a penny and a heart, you fucking assholes.<br/><br/>--Times Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: Bemused<br/><br/><!-- ID = 92661 -->Girl to friend: I thought of you the other day; I saw a homeless man&#39;s penis.<br/><br/>--Lucky Jack&#39;s, Orchard St.<br/><br/>Overheard by: Argopelter<br/><br/><!-- ID = 100024 -->Horny dude (after being rejected by a girl at the bar): I asked her if she wanted a drink and she gave me the look that I give to homeless people on the subway.<br/><br/>--79th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/><!-- ID = 103584 -->Guy to girl sitting at a sidewalk cafe: I know, what is with her? She dresses like a homeless person. And not Mary-Kate Olsen homeless but I-think-I-saw-her-passed-out-in-an-alleyway-with-a-heroin-needle-sticking-out-of-her-arm- homeless.<br/><br/>--10th St &amp; 2nd Ave<br/><br/><!-- ID = 104370 -->Girl, to guy who has just spat on floor: Don&#39;t do that! Homeless people sleep there!<br/><br/>--6 Train Station<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 12, 2008