<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016900.html">Wednesday One-Liners Want to Know What Makes the <i>Law & Order</i> Sound</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 78191 -->Law professor: Sometimes you just want to tell your client, &quot;Wake the fuck up!&quot;<br/><br/>--NYU Law School<br/><br/><!-- ID = 88985 -->Law student on cell: Well, it&#39;s hard to locate them, since I don&#39;t know who they are.<br/><br/>--Columbia Law School<br/><br/>Overheard by: arctinus<br/><br/><!-- ID = 98646 -->Older looking woman on cell: No, don&#39;t fight him, Henry. We&#39;re Jewish. God gave us lawyers for a reason.<br/><br/>--42nd &amp; Avenue of the Americas<br/><br/>Overheard by: Elizabeth<br/><br/><!-- ID = 100746 -->Awesome judge: If you do not have a basic understanding of the English language, you will not be able to serve. If you cannot understand what I&#39;m saying, please come up now. Now, two translators will translate what I just said. If you understood what I said, obviously don&#39;t come up here.<br/><br/>--Supreme Court Building<br/><br/><!-- ID = 103930 -->Suit to girl: You must be a lawyer. (pause) Or a cunt.<br/><br/>--Bryant Park<br/><br/>Overheard by: How did he know?<br/><br/><!-- ID = 103934 -->Thug: Don&#39;t say anything to her! Don&#39;t you know anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law?<br/><br/>--132nd &amp; St. Nicholas<br/><br/><!-- ID = 100834 -->Drunk lawyer on phone: Yeah! I convict rape victims.<br/><br/>--Outside Shea Stadium<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 12, 2008