<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016901.html">Little People--Big Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 97823 -->Greasy guy on cell: Yeah, there was this whole big to-do. They had all these little midgets running around--it was a whole Willy Wonka thing going on.<br/><br/>--42nd &amp; Park Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Aren&#39;t They Called Little People?<br/><br/><!-- ID = 81056 -->Midget on mobile: Man, you don&#39;t know how tough it is, these little women are tough, they know what they want... Yeah, yeah... The are like tigers, they&#39;ll eat you up!<br/><br/>--Grand Central Station<br/><br/>Overheard by: JT<br/><br/><!-- ID = 85546 -->Flyer guy: Comedy show, folks--we got midgets!<br/><br/>--Herald Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: BeccaGo<br/><br/><!-- ID = 95147 -->Guy: High-five if you like midgets and drugs!<br/><br/>--42nd &amp; 7th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Shannon<br/><br/><!-- ID = 103986 -->Suit on cell: Yeah, yeah, we&#39;re gonna do it big for my birthday. No I&#39;m thinking more like midget strippers...eh, I haven&#39;t decided what I want it to be. (pause) Oh yeah, sorry, not &quot;it,&quot; &quot;him&quot; or &quot;her.&quot; No, I think dwarfs have magical powers, that&#39;s the deal. Not racist, dwarfist maybe.<br/><br/>--Chinatown Bus<br/><br/>Overheard by: Evan<br/><br/><!-- ID = 99254 -->Drunk guy with group of friends: I&#39;m sorry I hit you, I thought I was Irish and you were four feet tall.<br/><br/>--41st &amp; 2nd Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Glad I&#39;m not short<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 12, 2008