<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016902.html"><a Href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/009973.html">Show Me</a> the Wednesday One-Liners!</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 97434 -->Angry teen on cell: I&#39;m not gonna pay 18 dollars for a wedgie!<br/><br/>--Lingerie Department, Macy&#39;s<br/><br/>Overheard by: me neither<br/><br/><!-- ID = 97387 -->Girl on cell: I don&#39;t have a problem with camping, but why do they have to give me a sleeping bag? Can&#39;t they give me linens? It&#39;s not like I&#39;m not giving them an insignificant amount of money.<br/><br/>--W Broadway &amp; Grand<br/><br/><!-- ID = 97727 -->Suit on cell: At first I was only making $30,000 a year, but last year I got shot in the foot, and then I got a $1,000 bonus, so now I&#39;m making $32,000 a year. Shit!<br/><br/>--F Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Brittany Smith<br/><br/><!-- ID = 100850 -->Loud woman on cell: I like and don&#39;t mind fucking you, but I need to get paid. I&#39;m unemployed right now.<br/><br/>--108th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/><!-- ID = 104134 -->Elevator operator for observatory, upon leaving: Please come again! We want your money.<br/><br/>--Empire State Building<br/><br/><!-- ID = 100776 -->Old guy in dark suit to young guy in dark suit: You&#39;re not embezzling money!<br/><br/>--48th &amp; 8th<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 12, 2008