<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016933.html">Homeland Security Guidelines Get More Bizarre by the Year</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 92012 -->Dude, to other dude with a small backpack: Is that the new backpack nano? What do you have in there, an apple and a bottle of water? You carrying acorns around in there? One package of skittles? An abridged copy of...<i>The Old Man and the Sea</i>?<br/>Backpack dude: Do I really have to explain my backpack to you?<br/><br/>--L Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: ultra-condensed movies<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 15, 2008