<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016939.html">I'm About Twelve and a Half Hours Gay</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 84570 -->Coked-out girl: Your friend is hot. Is she gay?<br/>Drunk girl: I don't know. Are you gay?<br/>Coked-out girl: I like the way Shakira puts it. (singing) "Whenever, wherever, we're meant to be together."<br/>(later on)<br/>Coked-out girl: Are you as straight as the day is long?<br/>Drunk girl: Um, it depends...how long is the day?<br/>Coked-out girl: Fourteen hours.<br/><br/>--Sophie's, 5th & Ave A<br/><br/>Overheard by: amazed<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 15, 2008