<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016980.html">Wednesday&#39;s One-Liners Are Standing at Attention</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 88863 -->Thug: Yo, man! What color are my nipples? What color are my nipples?!<br/><br/>--LaGuardia High School<br/><br/><!-- ID = 100195 -->Teen to friend: Calm yo black nipples! Calm yo black nipples!<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: hairy pink nipples<br/><br/><!-- ID = 103979 -->Girl to friends: The idea of some machine sucking on my nipples just terrifies me!<br/><br/>--Bathroom, NYU<br/><br/>Overheard by: Trying to pee in peace<br/><br/><!-- ID = 104126 -->Random girl: Yeah, I have like four nipples.<br/><br/>--Staten Island Ferry<br/><br/>Overheard by: Nameless<br/><br/><!-- ID = 89308 -->Tall beautiful 30-year-old curvaceous brunette in stockings and pumps on cell: I was like: &quot;you&#39;re preaching about non-violence and you&#39;re touching my nipple!&quot;<br/><br/>--Bleecker St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Janusz<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 19, 2008