<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016981.html">It&#39;s Not Delivery, It&#39;s Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 99152 -->Chunky lady to skinny friend who ordered a Diet Coke: Bitch, I will slap the shit out of you with this pizza...I&#39;ll eat it, too. I don&#39;t even care.<br/><br/>--14th St b/w 3rd &amp; 4th Ave<br/><br/><!-- ID = 63402 -->Wasted guy, placing order: A slice of pizza on the rocks.<br/><br/>--1st Ave &amp; 20th St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 83755 -->Overweight Paris Hilton wannabe, loudly on cell: No, the food wasn&#39;t like, out of this world, like what I&#39;m used to. No...not really. I&#39;d say more like a touch of Greece--with maybe Turkish or Egyptian. I mean, it&#39;s almost impossible to find a good slice of pizza in the city nowadays.<br/><br/>--Crowded LIRR Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: CV<br/><br/><!-- ID = 97354 -->little girl to parents: I like mine with salt, pepper and bone.<br/><br/>--La Rocca&#39;s Pizzaria, Staten Island<br/><br/>Overheard by: Dawn D.<br/><br/><!-- ID = 102157 -->Female suit to friends: Oh no, I can&#39;t. I save my pizza binge-eating for when I&#39;m drunk.<br/><br/>--Ave of the Americas<br/><br/>Overheard by: Duncan Pflaster<br/><br/><!-- ID = 104283 -->Tourist: Oooh, there&#39;s a really good pizza place down here somewhere, Sbarro.<br/><br/>--Basement, Rockefeller Center<br/><br/>Overheard by: pop pop<br/><br/><!-- ID = 104234 -->Six-year-old to friends: We should have an Obama pizza party!<br/><br/>--Park Slope<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 19, 2008