<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016983.html">Wednesday One-Liners Are Big Fun</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 106273 -->Girl: Imagine if you&#39;re fat? You would die.<br/><br/>--College of Staten Island<br/><br/>Overheard by: Nameless<br/><br/><!-- ID = 101163 -->Girl on cell: I just don&#39;t trust her, she&#39;s fat. Fat girls always cause problems.<br/><br/>--3rd Ave &amp; 40th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Liz<br/><br/><!-- ID = 101409 -->Overweight teen girl to friend: It&#39;s like, I&#39;m kind of hungry but like I don&#39;t feel like eating anything. (a minute later to cashier) I&#39;ll have three bacon cheeseburgers, large fries and a frosty.<br/><br/>--Wendy&#39;s, Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: I was starving and bought less<br/><br/><!-- ID = 103982 -->14-year-old girl to group of friends: I don&#39;t skinny dip, I chunky dunk.<br/><br/>--18th St &amp; 2nd Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Will<br/><br/><!-- ID = 105681 -->Senior ad exec to junior art designer: What the fuck doesn&#39;t this guy understand? The machine literally sucks fat out of your body! So we can&#39;t show a girl with a huge ass and huge thighs in the ad! Get it the fuck together!<br/><br/>--49th St &amp; 8th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: agree to agree<br/><br/><!-- ID = 103610 -->20-something girl: I think I look fat when I don&#39;t have armpit hair.<br/><br/>--Canal &amp; Mott<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 19, 2008