<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016984.html">Wednesday One-Liners Flunk the Polygraph</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 101546 -->Woman on cell: I can&#39;t come. I&#39;m in the Poconos right now.<br/><br/>--Rite Aid, The Bronx<br/><br/><!-- ID = 102345 -->Punk girl on phone: Hi mom...yeah... Yeah, me and Jane are just walking around in the neighborhood... Yeah, we&#39;re at the Time Warner center right now. No! No, of course I&#39;m not on St. Mark&#39;s. No. I&#39;d never go there. Of course I&#39;m sober! Why wouldn&#39;t I be? Yeah. Okay, love you, bye! (hangs up phone, now to friend with beer) Gimme some of that!<br/><br/>--St. Mark&#39;s Place<br/><br/><!-- ID = 103696 -->Russian guy on phone (in Russian): Yeah, I&#39;m on Avenue M. I just got off, I&#39;ll be there in a few.<br/><br/>--Q Train, Kings Highway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Robert<br/><br/><!-- ID = 104581 -->Dude on cell: Yo! What&#39;s up? I&#39;m waiting at LaGuardia.<br/><br/>--Martin Luther King High School<br/><br/>Overheard by: Susan Volchok<br/><br/><!-- ID = 106236 -->Guy on cell: Yeah, I&#39;m on Long Island right now. I&#39;ll be here for a little while.<br/><br/>--Park Slope<br/><br/><!-- ID = 106856 -->Female suit on phone: I have to cancel dinner tonight, I had that meeting I told you about, remember? And I&#39;m still not back yet. Yeah. Yeah, I&#39;m in Jersey still.<br/><br/>--Washington Square Park<br/><br/><!-- ID = 103008 -->Woman on cell outside a pub: Honey? It&#39;s mommy. We&#39;re still at the hospital. I don&#39;t know, we could still be here for hours.<br/><br/>--1st &amp; 72nd<br/><br/>Overheard by: Well, there were hospitals nearby, at least<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 19, 2008