<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016986.html">A Big Package of Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 96469 -->Older woman, enunciating precisely: I could never understand wanting to have a penis. I know *I* never wanted one.<br/><br/>--Hudson St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Harriet Vane<br/><br/><!-- ID = 98118 -->Chick: Don&#39;t you feel better knowing your cock is better than fermented squid guts?<br/><br/>--Park Slope<br/><br/>Overheard by: Rose Fox<br/><br/><!-- ID = 106201 -->Guy to friend: And then it just popped out of the bag--you know, kind of like a penis pops out!<br/><br/>--Dunkin Donuts<br/><br/><!-- ID = 106226 -->Blond: But baby, the only thing that rhymes with penis is &quot;mm mm good&quot;!<br/><br/>--Restaurant, Brooklyn<br/><br/>Overheard by: what rhymes with vajay?<br/><br/><!-- ID = 106446 -->Little boy: (gibberish gibberish gibberish) Penis! (gibberish gibberish gibberish) Penis!<br/><br/>--Downtown N Train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 105092 -->Brunette NYU student: You know when like people in junior high ask you what you&#39;d do if you had a penis for a day? I&#39;d always say &quot;piss in a soap dispenser.&quot;<br/><br/>--W 3rd b/w 6th &amp; MacDougal<br/><br/>Overheard by: Alan<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 19, 2008