<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016988.html">Wednesday One-Liners Belch Diesel Fumes</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 99048 -->Excited bus driver: Next stop, 6th Avenue! Herald Square! Vicky&#39;s secret! Something for everyone! Get off!! Get off!<br/><br/>--M16 Bus<br/><br/>Overheard by: nora!<br/><br/><!-- ID = 104965 -->Bus driver: Everyone who is exceedingly good-looking move to the back of the bus!<br/>(people giggle but still not much room in front)<br/>Bus driver: Well, it&#39;s good to know you&#39;re a modest bunch, but you gotta move back or I&#39;m not moving this bus.<br/><br/>--Bus, Central Park West<br/><br/>Overheard by: passenger<br/><br/><!-- ID = 103340 -->Bus driver over sound system: Dis bus is out of service! Dis bus is out of service! People in da back get up, close the fucken back window, and leave!<br/><br/>--Bx9 Bus<br/><br/><!-- ID = 106734 -->Bus driver over intercom: Good morning, this is a friendly reminder that the holiday shopping season now begins the day after Halloween. Make sure to allot six hours extra travel time as the city gets rather hectic at this time.<br/><br/>--M23 Bus<br/><br/><!-- ID = 106792 -->Bus driver over intercom: Come on, move back, people. There&#39;s coffee and jelly donuts in the back of the bus.<br/><br/>--Crosstown Bus, 57th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Flexy<br/><br/><!-- ID = 103174 -->Bus driver (calmly): Move to the back of the bus. I heard there is mad room in the back of the bus. Mad room. I got an e-mail up here that says there is mad room in the back. Can someone quantify how much is &quot;mad&quot; for me? Mad room in the back of the bus. Mad room. Mad room!<br/><br/>--Crowded Q 55 Bus<br/><br/>Overheard by: Matt<br/><br/><!-- ID = 103722 -->Bus driver: This is the Q44 express going to Jamaica. We are traveling along Main Street, next stop is 41st Avenue. For those of you that don&#39;t speak English: blah, blah, blah, blah...<br/><br/>--Bus, Flushing<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 19, 2008