<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016994.html">When I Finish Shitting on Your Friend&#39;s Chest, I&#39;m <i>Totally</i> Asking You Out</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 102967 -->(teenage girl goes to stand next to her friend in line for the bathroom)<br/>Crazy hobo: Bitch, get to the back of the line! I gotta take a shit!<br/>Teenage girl: Oh, I&#39;m not in line, I&#39;m just talking to my friend.<br/>Crazy hobo: If you don&#39;t get outta line, I will take a shit on your chest. Do you want me to take a shit on your chest? Cause I will! (to teenage girl&#39;s friend) Oooh girl, you pretty. Why you hang out with cunts like these?<br/><br/>--Starbucks, 6th & Christopher<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 20, 2008