<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017010.html">Barbara Walters Is Always Asking the Tough Questions.</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 100714 -->Elderly customer: Excuse me, do you have enema bags?<br/>Cashier #1: Enema bags?<br/>Elderly customer: Yes, enema bags.<br/>Cashier #1: Do we have enema bags?<br/>Cashier #2: Animal bags?<br/>Cashier #1: No, enema bags.<br/>Cashier #2: Oh, enema bags?<br/>Cashier #1: Yes. Enema bags.<br/>Elderly customer: I&#39;ll check the pharmacy.<br/><br/>--Duane Reade, 19th & 7th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Kate<br/><br/><span class="contestwinners">Headline by: Nick</span><br/><br/><span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/>&middot; "And This Is How Fido Got a Clean Colon" - lucas<br/>&middot; "Coincidentally Enough I Am Planning to Use It on an Animal." - robin<br/>&middot; "Elderly Boy Scouts Are Always Prepared" - Rose<br/>&middot; "Love Thy Enema" - threetimefinalist<br/>&middot; "No, But We Do Know the Muffin Man" - BabakganoosH<br/>&middot; "The Deli Was Probably a Bad Place to Start" - Brian<br/></span><br/><br/><a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'>Click here to see the new Headline Contest</a><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 13, 2008