<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017063.html">How Many Weight Watchers Points Are in a Wednesday One-Liner?</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 91741 -->NYU JAP on phone to mother (enraged): Ugh, mom! No! Wearing seasonally inappropriate outerwear will not make me sweat and lose weight!<br/><br/>--NYU Silver Center<br/><br/>Overheard by: Maeve<br/><br/><!-- ID = 90832 -->Woman in line with friend at Duane Reade, reading can of energy drink: Wait. There&#39;s carbs in here? Like bread carbs? Carbs are bread, right? Cause when people go on, like, a low carb diet, they don&#39;t eat any bread, right? But I still don&#39;t understand why there&#39;s bread in here. Whatever. It doesn&#39;t even taste like bread.<br/><br/>--Duane Reade<br/><br/><!-- ID = 96733 -->10-year-old kid to friend: So you&#39;re a year older than me, but you&#39;re 20 pounds lighter? That&#39;s fucked up.<br/><br/>--Christopher St &amp; Waverly Place<br/><br/>Overheard by: sharknife<br/><br/><!-- ID = 99024 -->Girl: You know how some people are social drinkers? I&#39;m a social eater.<br/><br/>--NYU<br/><br/>Overheard by: ninja z<br/><br/><!-- ID = 104951 -->Asian fashionista: Yeah, I think I&#39;m like a size 12 in boys.<br/><br/>--Conde Nast Building<br/><br/>Overheard by: jackattack<br/><br/><!-- ID = 106538 -->Loud guy on cell: Actually, I can&#39;t be bulimic anymore because I have no gag reflex. I&#39;ve been sucking too much cock.<br/><br/>--34th &amp; 7th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Alis<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 26, 2008