<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017065.html">One-Liners Are All Wednesday Can Afford</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 84262 -->11-year-old girl: Yo mamma&#39;s broke cuz she spend all her money on rhinestones and cigarttes!<br/><br/>--Riverside Branch Library<br/><br/>Overheard by: always listening<br/><br/><!-- ID = 89297 -->Polite lady: Go straight down that way and cut through the projects--don&#39;t worry, they&#39;re mixed income--and you&#39;ll see it when you come out on A.<br/><br/>--1st Ave &amp; 5th St.<br/><br/>Overheard by: Mrqs<br/><br/><!-- ID = 101726 -->Old lady waiting for the bathroom: How long do people stay in toilets? Jesus! It&#39;s a public toilet! There are all these people from the streets that come in, and they always pee on the floor. Well, that&#39;s what happens when you&#39;re poor.<br/><br/>--NY Public Library<br/><br/>Overheard by: Avery<br/><br/><!-- ID = 106754 -->Homegirl to friend: So she was like &quot;oh, my name&#39;s Diamond. And this is my sister, her name&#39;s Ruby. Our daddy named us after stuff he can&#39;t afford.&quot; I was like, shit, if that was the case, my daddy woulda call us &quot;lights&quot; and &quot;gas.&quot;<br/><br/>--Prospect Park<br/><br/><!-- ID = 88738 -->Nerdish teen: What the hell was a warlock doing in a dungeon when he had no money?<br/><br/>--C Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Andrew<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 26, 2008