<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017156.html"><i>Dirty, Sexy Wednesday One-Liners</i></a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 98547 -->Young gay guy in Daisy Dukes, shades and tank top, yammering away on cell: Is it totally acceptable to have sex on the beach there?<br/><br/>--43rd St &amp; 8th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Anna Rose<br/><br/><!-- ID = 97760 -->Teen boy to friend: If I were a giant I&#39;d fuck the Statue of Liberty!<br/><br/>--Houston &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Henry<br/><br/><!-- ID = 100084 -->Chick to friend: As soon as I get over this yeast infection, I&#39;m gonna bang the shit out of him.<br/><br/>--McDonald&#39;s, Times Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: Keep It Movin&#39;<br/><br/><!-- ID = 104577 -->Black guy on cell: Penetration?! Penetration?! It ain&#39;t about penetration, it&#39;s all about sensation.<br/><br/>--E 4th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: girl named sugar<br/><br/><!-- ID = 107893 -->Drunk man to drunk woman, while making out against a car: Let&#39;s just go with it...let&#39;s just fuck on top of the car.<br/><br/>--Bleecker &amp; Macdougal<br/><br/><!-- ID = 100191 -->Girl to the guy at the next table: Haven&#39;t I slept with you before?<br/><br/>--Stabrucks, 78th &amp; Lexington<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ashlee<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 3, 2008