<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017193.html">This Is How They Keep Their Marriage Fresh</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 104275 -->Hot 20-something blonde: Stop staring at other girls! Do you know how lucky you are to have me? Most men your age would kill to have a girlfriend this hot!<br/>40-something boyfriend: For the last time, you aren&#39;t my girlfriend!<br/>Hot 20-something blonde: Oh, don&#39;t pull that again. I am so. You don&#39;t just get to fuck me in every hole for a year and say I&#39;m not your girlfriend! You are so lucky to have me! You aren&#39;t even that rich!<br/>40-something boyfriend: I will pay you $500 to shut the fuck up for the rest of the day.<br/>Hot 20-something girlfriend: Done.<br/><br/>--52nd & 8th<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 6, 2008