<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017236.html">Birthday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 83098 -->20-something guy on cell: My girlfriend&#39;s birthday is tomorrow. (pause) I don&#39;t know. Maybe a bong.<br/><br/>--Penn Station<br/><br/>Overheard by: Steve Popovich<br/><br/><!-- ID = 90270 -->Girl to friend: I just wanted to hook up with him because we had the same birthday.<br/><br/>--8th St &amp; 5th Ave<br/><br/><!-- ID = 90593 --><i>Rent</i> cast member (shouting over shoulder): I turn 34 on Friday, I&#39;m old but at least I made it past Jesus.<br/><br/>--Nederlander Theatre<br/><br/><!-- ID = 107887 -->Woman arguing loudly with her mother in the laundromat: My 30th birthday is gonna be ruined if we don&#39;t go to the wax museum!<br/><br/>--4th Ave &amp; 14th St, Brooklyn<br/><br/><!-- ID = 95449 -->Guy handing out <i>New York Post</i>: Grab your free copy of <i>New York Post</i>, it&#39;s free, it&#39;s free! Oh, and happy birthday to me today, thank you very much for remembering it! Oh, what a lovely day...<br/><br/>--42nd &amp; Madison<br/><br/>Overheard by: Eve<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 10, 2008