<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017280.html">From <i>The Princess and the Porcupine: a West Villlage Fairy Tale</i></a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 92255 -->Girl with crazy hair: It would be freaking magnificent if your cats stopped chowing down my precious toilet paper every morning.<br/>Huge bald man: What are you, drunk? I paid for it.<br/>Girl with crazy hair: Not important. Had to use the emergency roll and it was like rubbing porcupines on my twat.<br/>Huge bald man: Sandpaper, maybe. Porcupines, not so much.<br/><br/>--Washington St & Charles St<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 13, 2008