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<!-- ID = 93664 -->Embarrassed teenage son: Mom, cross your legs.<br/>Obese mother: They are crossed.<br/>Embarrassed teenage son: No, they're not. Cross them more.<br/>Obese mother: If I cross my legs any more I'll get a blood clot.<br/><br/>--G Train<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 20, 2008