<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017415.html">Shade-Grown, Slow-Roasted Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 99308 -->Thug to friend: That bitch looked up at me and said, &quot;Damn, your dick tastes like coffee.&quot;<br/><br/>--86th St &amp; Lexington<br/><br/>Overheard by: TINA<br/><br/><!-- ID = 107939 -->Female suit to other: Duane Reade is like the Starbucks of drugstores!<br/><br/>--Duane Reade<br/><br/><!-- ID = 108357 -->Old lady with shopping cart, exiting voting booth: Where&#39;s my Starbucks coupon?<br/><br/>--PS163, Bath Beach, Brooklyn<br/><br/>Overheard by: Torgo61<br/><br/><!-- ID = 109544 -->Guy on cell: Hey, bro! I&#39;m having coffee and a bagel. (pause) No, an animal did not have to die for me to have this coffee!<br/><br/>--Arthur Avenue<br/><br/>Overheard by: eternal student<br/><br/><!-- ID = 96018 -->Man with heavy Indian accent holding a cup of Starbucks coffee: No, the most expensive coffee in the world is coffee beans eaten and then pooped out by a cat. It&#39;s $120 a cup.<br/><br/>--Elevator, 7th Ave &amp; 31st St<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 24, 2008