<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017493.html">Wednesday One-Liners Double Their Pleasure, Double Their Fun</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 95011 -->65-year-old lady, in bikini top and Daisy Duke shorts, with belly hanging over: Of course I am bisexual...can&#39;t you see the view?&quot;<br/><br/>--49th St &amp; 7th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: NATE MATHIS<br/><br/><!-- ID = 95221 -->Girl to guy: You can&#39;t be bisexual and married, John. That&#39;s, like, illegal!<br/><br/>--50th b/w 8th &amp; 9th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 107685 -->Australian chic at bar: It&#39;s weird though, he reminds me so much of my ex-girlfriend.<br/><br/>--Mexican Restaruant, Lower East Side<br/><br/><!-- ID = 104673 -->Loud girl on cell: No, I did him, it was so good. (pause) Yeah, I fucked her too, she loved it.<br/><br/>--Hillside &amp; Edgerton<br/><br/><!-- ID = 108667 -->Drunk lesbian: Why can&#39;t you be a girl or at least have a really big dick?<br/><br/>--Bowery Ballroom<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 31, 2008