<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017494.html">Wednesday One-Liners Know When to Stop</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 107974 -->Bus driver: We should be arriving in Port Authority soon, hopefully at our schedule arrival time, but it all depends on the Lord of the tunnel.<br/><br/>--Port Authority Bus<br/><br/>Overheard by: Emily<br/><br/><!-- ID = 107980 -->M60 bus driver, under breath, to traffic ahead: Mush. Mush. Yeah, mule. Mush. Git along.<br/><br/>--106th &amp; West End<br/><br/><!-- ID = 109681 -->Bus driver on PA: Madam, don&#39;t let your children swing on the hand bars...this is not a jail.<br/><br/>--M15 Bus<br/><br/>Overheard by: bonoboxoxo<br/><br/><!-- ID = 108871 -->Funny bus driver in soft-spoken jazz voice: This is Madison Avenue. If this is you, get out. I wish I was getting out. Does anyone know how to get out? Next is Park Avenue...or it&#39;s not. Is anyone listening? Thanks for the smile.<br/><br/>--M16 Crosstown Bus<br/><br/><!-- ID = 108855 -->Announcer on bus (waiting for someone to request a stop): Come on, my line&#39;s open. Someone dial my number. Come on, you know the number! (a passenger requests a stop) There we go! Thanks for calling! I knew you would!<br/><br/>--M16 Bus<br/><br/>Overheard by: alli<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 31, 2008