<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017495.html">Wednesday One-Liners Say "Toro, Toro, Taxi!"</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 103939 -->Little girl to father, about pedestrian sign: But I don&#39;t want to be a pedestrian! I want to be famous!<br/><br/>--17th &amp; Irving<br/><br/><!-- ID = 102519 -->(pedestrians are crossing when they aren&#39;t supposed to. One almost gets hit by a taxi)<br/>Female traffic cop to taxi driver: Next time, just go ahead and run them over.<br/><br/>--Columbus Circle<br/><br/>Overheard by: momes<br/><br/><!-- ID = 102908 -->Homeless man directing traffic in middle of street: I killed 20,000 people, I ain&#39;t afraid of no car! I killed 20,000 people, I ain&#39;t afraid of no car!<br/><br/>--Jerry Orbach St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 104942 -->Gangster walking in front of Range Rover: Fuck it, if I&#39;ma getting hit by a car, I&#39;ma getting hit by a nice car.<br/><br/>--Broadway &amp; Houston<br/><br/><!-- ID = 102586 -->Tourist driving car: I don&#39;t give a fuck if you own the world! I&#39;m running your ass over!<br/><br/>--Financial District<br/><br/>Overheard by: lex<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 31, 2008