<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/017496.html">Medsday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 107546 -->Radiology nurse: I have been asked out before. But never while giving a barium enema!<br/><br/>--Radiology Medical Office, Brooklyn<br/><br/>Overheard by: Paper<br/><br/><!-- ID = 100043 -->Doctor on cell: I have to get oriented as to the location of those cadavers!<br/><br/>--3rd Ave, Near Cabrini Medical Center<br/><br/><!-- ID = 107830 -->Older doctor to younger doctor in a group: You actually tried to get a dermatology consultant to come in the middle of the night? That was pretty dumb. You know those guys wouldn&#39;t get out of their Shea butter body wraps unless the world was ending.<br/><br/>--Kings County Emergency Room<br/><br/><!-- ID = 108717 -->Suit to lady friend: If you really wanted to smoke crack you&#39;d go to the hospital!<br/><br/>--Nassau St &amp; Ann St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 108835 -->Overweight girl to female friend: Wanna play gynecologist?<br/><br/>--St. Mark&#39;s Place<br/><br/>Overheard by: Sarah Booz<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 31, 2008